Hi, my name is Kelly and I have a massive crush on a former methhead, 50-something, homosexual. There's a 12 step program out there somewhere for me, right? I adore David Sedaris and flew through this one in about 2 hours (and then immediately got sad that I was done). I especially loved the essays that he wrote for others to read aloud on stage if they ever have the chance. Wet your pants funny.